How to save Britney Spears

hi. we've all been a big fan of Britney Spears at some point of our lives, and this whole post on how i think i can save her is dedicated entirely to her.

she has gone from being this :






to this piece of scary shit:




how can you not want to save that crazy thing? so if i could, i would:


1. take out her fugly hair extensions and give her a good hair wash. cuci semua kutunya. she looks like she has loads of them.


2. make her go to the gym 5 days a week. at least 2 hours of workouts per day.


3. take her shopping di the mall. so that everybody can see that im cool enough to hang out with britney spears. HAHA.


4. tell her to take parenting lessons. from the dead mother theresa.


5. i dont know who ramli from 'burger ramli' is.


6. kenapa babi jalan tunduk-tunduk? sebab ya malu mamanya babi.


7. kenapa katak jalan lumpat-lumpat? sebab ya happy mamanya bukan babi.


8. what was the point of this list again?


9. plus one is


10! ten ten ten.


i know. my focus hates me.